Nine MSN is reporting: ‘NZ woman ‘buried doll in coffin’

If you would prefer your intellect to remain at the level it currently is, I’ll spare you the trouble of clicking on this link and just summarise the whole stupid story briefly.  Some woman was trying to convince her partner that she had a "miscarriage" by staging a phoney funeral for her non-existent child.  My understanding of a miscarriage is that a pregnancy is spontaneously aborted and the foetus is expelled from the uterus.  How one can replicate a foetus with a "doll" is really the domain of a special effects technician so I'm pretty sure the journalist responsible for this piece of fluff meant that the woman was fabricating a burial for a still-born child.  This is a crime apparently and a news worthy one at that.  However my problem is not with the reporter's understanding of human biology but with this:

YOU CAN’T BURY ANYTHING IN A COFFIN –  A CORPSE IS LAID IN A COFFIN AND THE COFFIN GETS BURIED IN THE GROUND YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!